FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
THE ONLY THING YOU GOTTA DO IS HAVE YOUR SUBMISSIONS OPEN. LIKES DON’T COUNT. ENDS THANKSGIVING DAY 2014 GO!
PICTURE OF WHAT
I DON’T KNOW YOULL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEEE
Reblog this and I will put a gif, edit of some sort, or a short fanfic in your inbox based on your blog. :D
Going to make dinner, so please reblog! and I will work on them while I am chilling out afterwards:D
[Not the best at making gifs or edits…but I’m working on it!!!!!]
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
My serpent don’t want sister unless you got bread, Shan Yu!
There are two kinds of people.